The best beauty products and treatments for sagging jowls in 2022

The best beauty products and treatments for sagging jowls in 2022

Why do people get so uptight about ageing ? Look at it in the right way, a fairground-mirror way, and it’s pure comedy. In fact, when I’ve been through what I call ‘an ageing cluster’ (because contrary to popular belief, ageing doesn’t happen gradually but in clusters: nothing happens for months and then all of a sudden there’s a mass implosion), I have been known to fall about laughing in front of the mirror. Of course, the hysterics tend to end in tears, floor-hammering and cries of ‘Whyyyyy?’ but you get my drift. Jowls, however, are as unfunny as Italian game shows, replacement bus services and subsidence. They are basically human subsidence, but since I will never be prepared to excavate and rebuild my whole face (who has the money, and where would your soul reside while all that work was being done?), I launched a pre-emptive assault on Churchill-dog-face a decade ago using a miracle facial contouring device called NuFace. This little gadget delivers such lifting results (after only five minutes of use a day) that if you ever fancy giving your friends a belly laugh, you could head down to the pub having done just one side of